if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via eatsleepcrap)
Himmel Street
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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Women I Adore : Natalie Dormer
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no one is good at small talk everyone lets only do big talk from now on
meet someone for the first time
tell them about the proposed mars colony and ask if they would go, even though its a one-way trip
ask people what their favorite dinosaurs are
do they believe artificial intelligence could ever replace humanity
if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be
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still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor
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